Wheel of Falkirk Part 1

Mr Farty has been on a field trip carrying out some basic research for his blog. Or perhaps he just had a day out with Mrs Farty. And his S5000.

At first there was nothing to see but scenery.
Nothing but scenery

Thankfully, before long they chanced upon...more scenery.
More fecking scenery

Just when they felt they couldn't bear the excitement for another moment, they stumbled upon a pair of kids, engrossed in the thrill of fishing.
Gone fishin'

Glancing down, Mrs Farty exclaimed: "Jings! Thistles!"
Thistles

Glancing up, Mr Farty remarked: "Crivvens! Raspberries!"
Raspberries nom nom

As they reached a canal lock, Mr Farty wondered where they kept the key?
Canal Lock

"Perhaps it's in that little house," replied Mrs Farty.
Little House

(to be continued)