I've just had this brilliant and totally original idea. And anyone who says otherwise can sue me.
- Keep it short. Or at least interesting. Nobody wants to hear about your 1,000 favourite cheeses, trust me on this.
- Never blog while pissed. Or pissed off. There's this "save as draft" option, I never remember to use it till it's too late.
- Oh, but never, ever delete a post. That is so annoying.
- Keep it funny. This is my advice to you. I am naturally funny, but you should work on it. Except, well, you know who you are.
- Don't take yourself too seriously.
- Comments are indeed bliss. Sometimes they're better than the original post (don't even think about it, John).
- A picture paints a thousand words. Choose them carefully.
- Don't worry that you've got "nothing to write about". That's what memes are for. I mean this in a good way.
Don't take everything personally.Bollocks. It's your blog. Web-log. Online journal. Diary. How much more personal can it get, FFS? If you're posting comments in someone else's blog, remember what goes around, comes around. So be nice.- Window dressing. It's up to you. Tired Dad is just as funny as BOSSY; they just look different. It's content that matters.
- Everything is permitted. Nothing is true.
