Serious face, serious face, ah who am I kidding, I have to smile. I did just buy these teeth. Guys, I am free, I am like totally done all my formal probation.
I just have to like not break the law for the next two and a half years. The judge made a big fuss about that, but I'm not worried. I didn't even start breaking laws till 2007 and I was born in 86, so that is like 21 years of practice. I am totally going to do this thing. Although, I am going to miss the morgue. Those people just got me. They never interrupted me and I always had a stiff forearm or a firm abdomen to snort a line off of. Good people. I will also miss my runway moments. The courthouse runway was one of the best. There were no other models on it, just frumpy people in suits, and I always got to wear sunglasses.
For my last walk, I totally went Elle Woods meets Sonny Crockett and I think I totally nailed it.
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Later Losers,
