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Not because she's pretending to teabag a giant penis cake. That is and will always be acceptable. I am talking about her recent poor fashion choices. I should preface this by saying that while her new "look" is bad, it is an improvement from her Mickey Mouse days:
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Yes, it is true that she no longer dresses like a Toddlers in Tiaras version of a hooker-Dolly Parton, but do we really have reason to celebrate?
Example A:
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Plaid, tights, combat boots and high-waisted jean shorts. Its not so bad, but it is so been-there-done-that.
Example B:
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Every possible trend from 2007 is present: over the knee socks (or tights made to look that way), cut off jeans with stud detailing, obligatory vintage tee, military jacket, top knot and a trusty Starbucks beverage. It looks like she raided Urban Outfitters and then had Vanessa Hudgens style her using the loot.
Example C:
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Oh my god, why? There is a very good reason that people do not wear these pants anymore. First, they are horribly unflattering. Second and more importantly you cant sit in them. Really:
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See? She has to unbutton them to drive. What if a hot cop pulls you over? I am worried about Miley. She is cute and her new hair cut is a vast improvement. She just looks like she is trying too hard to achieve a particular look. A look that is at least 5 years too late. She needs to start wearing clothes rather than have the clothes wear her. If not, I have a pretty good idea of where this is heading:
