Farty's Friday Chart

Annual Award Process

1. Compile list of nominees from payroll or other official documentation.


2. Ensure Sarbanes-Oxley compliance by means of audited "four-eyes" verification.


3. Group each nominee's behaviours using established criterea.
   
   1. Good: Niceness.
   
   
   2. Bad: Naughtiness, Pouting, Crying.


4. Ensure that nominee is unconscious. [query - is chloroform acceptable?]


5. Fill stockings accordingly; select from:
   
   1. Wii
   
   
   2. Barbie
   
   
   3. XBox360
   
   
   4. Patent shoes
   
   
   5. PS3
   
   
   6. iPhone
   
   
   7. Mountain bike
   
   
   8. Tickets to Hannah Montana
   
   or
   
   1. Grey underpants
   
   
   2. Grey socks
   
   
   3. Grey handkerchiefs
   
   
   4. Lump of coal
   
   


6. Eat mince pie


7. Drink glass of sherry.