No, wait. I took a picture with my phone. Better than nothing, I suppose.No snow here, worse luck. Oh, how I wish I lived in a country with proper winters, like Non-Working Monkey!
We went for our works Xmas dinner on Wednesday. Partridge for starters, then a nice bit of pheasant and a nice cranachan for I see that tosser Leon won this year's X Factor, and now all the Welsh radio stations have banned his song in protest. Oh, how I wish I lived in Wales!
Last night, my South African son-in-law flew out to New Zealand for a job interview. If he gets it, the whole family will be emigrating in the [thinks...switch to Southern hemisphere, add two seasons, translate to Merkan, take away the number you first thought of] fall. How are we going to break it to them that we'll still be taking our holidays in South Africa, with its beaches, biltong and braais? Oh, how I wish I lived in South Africa!
Not really. Embra is still the best, and here's why:
Merry Xmas, readers! Ho, ho, ho, etc.
