In Pittsburgh, there's a new education policy that "sets 50 percent as the minimum score a student can receive". So you could theoretically turn in a test paper for political science that simply says: "Teecher is a twat" and hey presto, you're half-way to a pass mark.
In fact, if your teacher agrees with this hare-brained idea, you might even get a merit for factual accuracy.
FSM save us.