First it was Champagne, then Gorgonzola. Now it seems that if the Greeks get their way, then ladies who like other ladies (NTTAWWT) will no longer be allowed to call themselves Lesbians. Henceforth, only people who actually live on the island of Lesbos will have that right.
This test case is being keenly watched by the residents of several neighbouring islands. The courts are expected to make a decision within the next couple of months. If Lesbos succeeds, it is expected that Dyke, Butch and Rugmunch will quickly follow suit.