The Sternum and The Lorax.

Picture c/o cocoperez

Here's Taylor Swift at the premiere of The Lorax and I cannot get over how creepy the top of her dress looks. Hey, I love a Peter Pan collar more than anyone. I once got in a fight with Alexa Chung at Barneys over a denim one with a lace overlay. Ok, that is a lie but it would be awesome and I think I would win. Anyways, the point I was trying to make is that the illusion of a Peter Pan collar combined with Taylor's sternum has a very strange effect and it rubs me the wrong way.

 Also, I think the skirt of the dress has too much volume and is an inch to long. Apparently I have many feelings about this dress. I should ask Taylor to help me write a song about it.