I just can't stand the French.Now I'm not sure whether it's because they're an arrogant bunch of cheese-eating, wine-guzzling, garlic-munching surrender-monkeys...
...or because they nuked Muroroa Atoll in breach of local and international laws...
Perhaps it's because they sank the Rainbow Warrior, murdered a Greenpeace crew member and thought they could get away with it.
No, mainly I think it's because they like to eat snails, frogs and horses.
Nothing to do with today's 6 Nations rugby result, no sirree!
