Have you ever had the misfortune to work in one of those call centres in India and waste several minutes of your life talking to some inarticulate moron on the other end of the line?
Have you ever felt like stabbing someone, if only you were face to face with the idiotic fucktard instead of several thousand miles away?
Well, now you can stab someone in the face over the internet, thanks to the patented Stab-o-mizer TM!
Previously only available to the security services, the Stab-o-mizer TM has now been optimized for home use. Cheap, 100% reliable and easily assembled from off-the-shelf components, this handy little device can be operated with no technical knowledge whatsoever!
All you need is the IP or email address of your intended victim, a steady hand and a cast-iron alibi. On second thoughts, scratch the alibi, you won't need it since you'll be thousands of miles away!
You will need:
- USB cable
- Joystick or PS2 control pad
- Webcam
- Servo motor from a Segway
- Hypodermic needle
- Live rabies virus (optional)
- Large roll of gaffer tape
- Soldering iron
Then follow the simple step-by-step instructions in this video tutorial.
Good luck!
Disclaimer: This tutorial is provided for information purposes only. No claim is made as to the accuracy or authenticity of the content of the tutorial. The author does not accept any liability to any person for the information or advice (or the use of such information or advice) which is provided in this tutorial or incorporated into it by reference. The information in the Stab-o-mizer tutorial is provided on the basis that all persons accessing the tutorial undertake responsibility for assessing the relevance and accuracy of its content.
No kittens were harmed in the making of this tutorial.
