A Brief History Of Scotchland - Part 6

Today is St Andrew's Day, but how much do we really know about the man himself? Quite a lot, as it turns out.

Saint Andrew, patron saint of Scotchland, was one of the busier saints. In between sainting and that, he single-handedly built the Scotch town of St Andrews in the kingdom of Fife.

St Andrews
St Andrews

A keen amateur chemist, he invented Andrews Liver Salts, a popular remedy for a hangover in the days before Irn Bru.

Hangover
hangover

When he heard that St Patrick had outdone him by driving all the snakes out of Oireland, this made St Andrew cross.

St Andrew Cross
Scotch flag

So he went to Elgin, thirty miles from Inverness, for a game of marbles to help him relax.

Elgin Marbles
Elgin Marbles

But he decided that marbles were too small to play with, so he invented golf - well, we all make mistakes. And it was while out practising his swing that he accidentally sliced his shot (whatever that means, I wouldn't know, golf is a stupid game) and killed a haggis.

Wild Haggis
Haggis

"Waste not, want not," thought the resourceful saint, so he peeled, cooked and ate the tasty little creature. Which is why we Scotch celebrate St Andrew's Day by eating haggis, QED. Om nom nom nom!

Not So Wild Haggis
Cooked haggis