Aha! If I hunt around, I can emulate Adam and Eve and cover my modesty with, er, ivy leaves.
Sorted!

Er...
Sorry if you were drinking tea, coffee or wine. Just send me the dry-cleaning bill.
If this doesn't win me a prize at the Village Fête, well, I won't be at all surprised.
What did surprise me is that Anna is moving to San Francisco. Blimey!