Village Fête

Now that the Embra Festival is drawing to a close once more, the weather has, naturally, taken a turn for the better. In fact it's been downright sweltering. I'd love to be able to strip off my top and do a bit of Naked Blogging, but those pervy neighbours would just totally get off on my beautiful man-boobs. What to do?

Aha! If I hunt around, I can emulate Adam and Eve and cover my modesty with, er, ivy leaves.

Sorted!

Ivy Nips

Er...

Sorry if you were drinking tea, coffee or wine. Just send me the dry-cleaning bill.

If this doesn't win me a prize at the Village Fête, well, I won't be at all surprised.

What did surprise me is that Anna is moving to San Francisco. Blimey!