Embra Castle: originally built way back in 2002 to host a "gig" by Russian fake lesbian pop duo Tattoo.
![Tattoo Tattoo](http://www.russianspy.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/tatu.jpg)
Oopsy. That should of course read, The Embra Military Tatu.
Note: To see The Embra Tattoo and the concurrent Embra Festival and Embra Fridge, it is advisable to visit Embra.
![Embra Tattoo Embra Tattoo](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbaEG9Qm557ew77wZqWWcaaj-Brh-q1AvQ7v1b_aXP8Um0pi-k0JAVqPT0OMOc-umXz-a_rVJzOXrO9yckqtiXtxS6mwoucw31SLBGxd85ldStHkx9VEGljou_CSh50ZATScXhgBV6wdGd/s320/Tattoo.jpg)
The Castle Esplanade was added as an afterthought, to
It also makes a handy place to stick 8500 screaming Girls Aloud fans.
There were no less than three warm-up acts, but Mr Farty didn't mind, he just checked out his favourite
No, Mr Farty didn't take his camera with him. He just wanted to soak up the atmosphere.
There was ♥♥♥Nadine Coyle♥♥♥, and, er, the blonde one. And the redhead with the really pale skin. And that one that's married to a footballer. She was in that William video. And the other one.
Together? They.Were.Ace.
Here endeth today's lesson.