How is a jury supposed to concentrate on the case in hand when there's a scantily-clad chick prancing around the courtroom shaking her booty? Or is that the idea?
"Your honour, my client is innocent, as I'm sure these twelve good men and true will agree." Shimmy-shimmy. "The fourteen stab wounds in the back of the unfortunate so-called victim are evidence only of the worst case of suicide in legal history." Flutter-flutter, wiggle-wiggle.
"How does the jury find?"
"Er, what? Yeah, whatever she said." Slobber-slobber. Drool.
"Acquitted. Next!"
It would certainly speed up the legal process.
