I must have done something right, as I've been awarded a Red Letter Day by TPTB. There is so much to choose from, I am at a loss what to pick.
That's where you come in. Which of these wonderful experiences do you think I would appreciate the most?
- 30 minute Light Aircraft Flight. It's not as if I get vertigo on a stepladder. No, wait.
- Deluxe Ginger Chocolate Selection.
- Intermediate Golf Masterclass with a Pro. That sounds a bit of alright. Oh, pro golfer. Boo!
- Farting. Oops, my mistake. Karting.
- Pamper Spa Day. Nothing like a good pamp in the spa.
- Topshop VIP Experience. With a personal shopper and that.
- All Bar None Chocolate Selection.
- White Water Rafting for Two. Oh, yes, Mrs F would just love that. If she could swim.
- Aerotow Gliding Flight. Ooo, flying with no propellor, fab!
- Bird of Prey Day. Now I would love to fly a Romulan Bird of Prey!
- Sumptuous Chocolate Truffle Selection.
- Overnight Ghost Hunt. Cos what's the point of daylight ghost hunting?
- Skidpan Driving. Sounds vaguely toilet related. Ah, but you need a valid driving licence.
- Luxurious Milk Chocolate Selection.
- Extended Microlighting. I could wear a nappy, I suppose.
- Adopt An Olive Tree. FFS.
- Superior Fruit Chocolate Selection.
- Bouquet of Stargazer Lilies. I'm in touch with my feminine side already, ta.
- Dom Perignon Gift Box.
- Falconry Day. I could train it to hunt grey squirrels, cool!
- Gourmet Experience Voucher.
- High-Speed Passenger Ride for Two. And that differs from joyriding in Wester Hailes how, exactly?
- Ice Climbing for Two. Totally appropriate for anyone with arthritis.
- Krug Champagne Gift Box. Don't like champagne.
- 24cm Cast Iron Round Casserole Dish. Wow!
- Mountain Climbing. Meh.
- Paintball for Three. Me, Mrs F and Mrs Dull. Two paintball guns.
- Rapid Running for Two. As against Slow Running?
- Rich Dark Chocolate Selection.
- Rock and Ice Climbing for Two. Whoopee.Frickin.Doo.
- Chocolate Club (8 months)
- Sony Walkman 8GB MP3 and Video Player.
- Stokesley Hamper. Nom. Nom. And indeed, nom.
- Supreme Chocolate Box.
