Does it never end? [No - Ed.]
Ok, let's have a wee think...
- Check
What you should do when you want to find out if you can really afford those Jimmy Choo shoes.
- Cheque
What you write in order to "pay" for said shoes. Women can always afford shoes.
Note that when your bank manager asks you to clear your humungous overdraft, under no circumstances should you attempt to offer him a cheque. This will just make him even more cross.
- Rest room
In Britain, where one goes to take a rest. Usually with big, comfy chairs and sometimes even a telly.
In Merka, where one goes for a poo.
- Chaps
In Britain, chaps are blokes. Guys. Men.
In Merka, chaps appear to be what cowboys wear to keep their legs warm.
For some reason, the expression "chaps in chaps" brings to mind a different image altogether. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
- Temperature
When a Brit says it's 32° they mean it's fecking hot.
When a Merkan says it's 32° they mean it's freezing.
The only time we seem to be in complete agreement is when it's minus forty. Even a Glaswegian will admit that's cold.
Toot toot!
For some reason, the expression "chaps in chaps" brings to mind a different image altogether. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
