- Saves on cpu cycles by moving all of the processing into the players' own heads.
- Motherboard created using state-of-the-art etching - with a Samurai sword.
- Silicon/carbon materials - slate, shell and wood.
- Display equally visible in strong daylight and indoors.
- Recyclable components - you can eat any Minstrels/Mint Imperials that you capture.
The rules of Go are pretty simple: surround territory and/or capture prisoners to gain points. Highest score wins. Easy as piss. (e.g. I've been playing for twenty-nine years and I'm just starting to get the hang of it.)
Oh. It's considered good form to always lose to heavily-armed Samurai warriors. I'm just saying.