You Don't Say

Ever wonder about those words that are obviously antonyms (opposites for something), but where the original word seems to be no longer funct?

Have you been paraged for your kempt hair or your hevelled appearance?

Ok, perhaps you've been a bit maculate, but you're finitely rageous. They should all be appointed with you. You're a couth, agonistic 'er-do-well.

You've never been hibited, but hey, that just means you're both scrutable and spicable.

And the way you mantled that frigerator was vastatingly ept!