Getting Senile Dimensions

Princess Beatrice off the Royal Family has landed a part in a movie about, er, a royal family.

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Shrek
Footballing leg end Wayne Rooney turned down the chance to appear in Nickelback's latest video because he thought it wasn't cool enough.



Two million hits on Youtube and climbing.
I had a brilliant idea to link these two stories, but it's gone. Ho-hum.